Vocab
ingrain (42)- firmly fixed
trepidation (43) - tremulous fear, alarm, or agitation; perturbation
wary (45) - watchful; being on one's guard against danger
Figurative Language
..."and I saw with a sinking heart what he had fished out of his pocket. Of course. His stainless-steel brass knuckles...."(41)
I think that Assef and his brass knuckles are a metaphor for all intolerant, ignorant, hitler loving A Holes who love to single different people out. This is also very fitting for the time and place we are in.
"He was smiling. Just as he had, emerging from his mothers womb. The swelling subsided, and the wound healed with time. Soon, it was just a pink jagged line running up from his lip. By the following winter, it was only a faint scar, Which is ironic. Because thats the winter Hassan stopped smiling (47)."
Its just self-explanitory
"I find the driveway, my fathers car, the walls, the trees, the foortops, and the hills burried under a foot of snow(48)."
This is imagery, because it paints a picture of a snowy neighborhood in my head, and of course I hate my life because winter is hell for me.
Quote
"But hes not my friends! I almost blurted. Hes my servant! Had I really thought that? Of course I hadnt. I hadnt. I treated Hassan well, just like a friend, better even, more like a brother (41)."
This quote is significant, because it really tests Amir's loyalty to Hassan, even when in the face of danger.
Theme
An emerging theme is change. Everything, from the government to Amir childhood is changing. The King is dead, and Afghanistan is a republic now. Also, his relationship with Hassan is constantly being tested by haters and nay-sayers...
Dear Khaled,
As I continue to read the Kite Runner I think about my friendships, and what they mean to me. It sounds like Amir growing up wasnt surrounded by a group of friends, just his and Hassan. While Hassan is different, and may cause some problems, Amir sticks with his buddy even when he faces the dreaded "stainless-steel" brass knuckles. I respect his decision to stay strong, even though he friend pulled a quick one, and practically made Assef blind.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Week 3
Vocab
valiant (29)-boldly courageous; brave; stout-hearted
wholly (30)- entirely; totally; altogether; quite
Brut (32) -Very dry. Used of champagne
Figurative Language
"But right then, I wished I could open up my veins and drain his cursed blood from my body (32)."
This is imagery. Even thought its pretty graphic, I can actually picture the little boy draining his own blood... Messed up.
"But the most impressive thing about your story is that it has irony, you may not even know what that word means (32)." Isnt that entire quote ironic?
"...none of us had any notion that a way of life had ended. Our way of life. If not quite yet, then at least it was the beginning of the end."
This is a metaphor, talking about how this one night was just the tip of the iceberg, and how the Russian coup detat would soon shake Amir and Hassan's lives off their bearings.
Quote
"What does that word mean?"
"which one?"
"Imbecile."
"You don't know what it means?" I said, grinning.
"Nay, Amir agha."
"But it is such a common word!"
"Still, I dont know."
"Lets see 'Imbecile.' It means smart, intelligent. Ill use it in a sentence for you. 'When it comes to words, Hassan is an imbecile.' "
This quote, or dialog is significant because it shows a major difference between Hassan and Amir. Hassan has always been illiterate, and Amir sometimes teases and plays with him because of this.
Theme
An emerging theme of The Kite Runner is loyalty. Even though Amir and Hassan are taught to be enemies, they still share one of the closest friendships ive ever encountered.
Dear Khaled,
Well holy butthole now your book is getting really intense. I still havent read much, but ive finally discovered what happened that dreadful night. From what Ive read, the coup settled down, and for a brief period, you and Hassan were at piece. At this point the invasion just happened, and now your are embarking to the tree. I am thrilled to read this book, and hope that your friendship lasts longer than your country.
With much JIHAD,
Charlie
valiant (29)-boldly courageous; brave; stout-hearted
wholly (30)- entirely; totally; altogether; quite
Brut (32) -Very dry. Used of champagne
Figurative Language
"But right then, I wished I could open up my veins and drain his cursed blood from my body (32)."
This is imagery. Even thought its pretty graphic, I can actually picture the little boy draining his own blood... Messed up.
"But the most impressive thing about your story is that it has irony, you may not even know what that word means (32)." Isnt that entire quote ironic?
"...none of us had any notion that a way of life had ended. Our way of life. If not quite yet, then at least it was the beginning of the end."
This is a metaphor, talking about how this one night was just the tip of the iceberg, and how the Russian coup detat would soon shake Amir and Hassan's lives off their bearings.
Quote
"What does that word mean?"
"which one?"
"Imbecile."
"You don't know what it means?" I said, grinning.
"Nay, Amir agha."
"But it is such a common word!"
"Still, I dont know."
"Lets see 'Imbecile.' It means smart, intelligent. Ill use it in a sentence for you. 'When it comes to words, Hassan is an imbecile.' "
This quote, or dialog is significant because it shows a major difference between Hassan and Amir. Hassan has always been illiterate, and Amir sometimes teases and plays with him because of this.
Theme
An emerging theme of The Kite Runner is loyalty. Even though Amir and Hassan are taught to be enemies, they still share one of the closest friendships ive ever encountered.
Dear Khaled,
Well holy butthole now your book is getting really intense. I still havent read much, but ive finally discovered what happened that dreadful night. From what Ive read, the coup settled down, and for a brief period, you and Hassan were at piece. At this point the invasion just happened, and now your are embarking to the tree. I am thrilled to read this book, and hope that your friendship lasts longer than your country.
With much JIHAD,
Charlie
Week 2
Vocab-
unwittingly (20) - not willing; reluctant; loath; averse
vehemently (24) - zealous; ardent; impassioned
mewling (26)- To cry weakly; whimper
Figurative Language
"Baba burst out in gales of his deep throated laughter - a sound like a truck engine revving (26)." This is a simile, comparing Baba's laugh, to the sond of a truck revving its engine.
"I was a Sunni and he was Shi'a, and nothing was ever going to change that. Nothing (25)."
This is ironic, how Hassan and Amir are best friends when Sunnis and Shi'ites are enemies.
"Then, Baba and I drove off in his black Ford Mustang - a car that drove envious looks everywhere (27)..."
This is imagery, because when I read this I can't help but visualize a sleek black Ford Mustang looking out of place in the Middle East.
Quote
"If I hadn't seen the doctor pull him out of my wife with my own eyes, I'd never believe he's my son (23)."
This quote is significant because it really shows how Baba looks down apon Amir. He tried everything to please his father, but it looks like he'll never live up to his expectations.
Theme
An emerging theme after reading would be that Amir is slowly pulling away in the relationship with his Father. After a failed attemp at soccer, Baba truly bacame upset and dissapointed, now Amir must find a way to redeem himself.
Dear Khaled,
I am pleased to tell you that your book has really grown on me. I was hesitant in the beginning, but am starting to catch on now. It really really interesting to hear of all these traditions Ive never experienced. The Islamic world is very different than our Western civilization, and thats not a bad thing. When you attened that Buzkashi, it really opened my eyes. The character Baba, truthfully pisses me off. I dont like how Amir is in a constant struggle to meet his expectations, even though nothing is good enough for him. I will keep reading, and hopefully learn more of Muslim culture.
unwittingly (20) - not willing; reluctant; loath; averse
vehemently (24) - zealous; ardent; impassioned
mewling (26)- To cry weakly; whimper
Figurative Language
"Baba burst out in gales of his deep throated laughter - a sound like a truck engine revving (26)." This is a simile, comparing Baba's laugh, to the sond of a truck revving its engine.
"I was a Sunni and he was Shi'a, and nothing was ever going to change that. Nothing (25)."
This is ironic, how Hassan and Amir are best friends when Sunnis and Shi'ites are enemies.
"Then, Baba and I drove off in his black Ford Mustang - a car that drove envious looks everywhere (27)..."
This is imagery, because when I read this I can't help but visualize a sleek black Ford Mustang looking out of place in the Middle East.
Quote
"If I hadn't seen the doctor pull him out of my wife with my own eyes, I'd never believe he's my son (23)."
This quote is significant because it really shows how Baba looks down apon Amir. He tried everything to please his father, but it looks like he'll never live up to his expectations.
Theme
An emerging theme after reading would be that Amir is slowly pulling away in the relationship with his Father. After a failed attemp at soccer, Baba truly bacame upset and dissapointed, now Amir must find a way to redeem himself.
Dear Khaled,
I am pleased to tell you that your book has really grown on me. I was hesitant in the beginning, but am starting to catch on now. It really really interesting to hear of all these traditions Ive never experienced. The Islamic world is very different than our Western civilization, and thats not a bad thing. When you attened that Buzkashi, it really opened my eyes. The character Baba, truthfully pisses me off. I dont like how Amir is in a constant struggle to meet his expectations, even though nothing is good enough for him. I will keep reading, and hopefully learn more of Muslim culture.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
أسبوع واحدة موقعة!
Vocab
eloped (6)-to run off secretly to be married, usually without the consent or knowledge of one's parents. to run away with a lover.
hemorrhaged (5)- a profuse discharge of blood, as from a ruptured blood vessel; bleeding.
Figurative Language
"people say that eyes are windows to the soul." I like this example, and it is almost a metaphor? Its saying that peoples eyes can give alot away about a personality or feeling
"and out he came smiling." This is talking about Hassan, that he is such a happy person, he was smiling when he came out of his mothers womb. This would be imagery.
"I have imagined Baba's wrestling match countless times, even dreamed about it. And in those dreams, I can never tell Baba from the bear." This is irony, because he is refering to his father and how hairy he is, including his thick full beard.
Quote
Later, in the dark, after the movie had started, I heard Hassan next to me, croaking. Tears were sliding down his cheecks. I reached across my seat, slung my arm around him, pulled him close. He rested his head on my shoulder. 'He took you for someone else,' I whispered. 'He took you for someone else.'"
This quote is significant because it can give you an early look at the relationship between Khaled and Hassan, growing up together and become best friends.
Theme
An emerging theme in this book is Friendship. The author keeps refering to one particular event he shared with Hassan, and it seems to me that it is the basis for the entire story.
Dear Khaled,
I wasn't a one bit excited about your book. The more I read the more I understand, and the more I feel. You grew up fairly blessed, but life was VERY DIFFERENT. The friendship you established with Hassan is wonderful, one that would last forever. Because of his circumstances, it must've been hard growing up beside someone different in a country that strives on tradition. One thing that I keep hearing about is that winter night in 1975, the one that changed your life. Now, I am eager to see what this is all about, and how Hassan and you do in the years to come.
شكرت أنت
Charlie
eloped (6)-to run off secretly to be married, usually without the consent or knowledge of one's parents. to run away with a lover.
hemorrhaged (5)- a profuse discharge of blood, as from a ruptured blood vessel; bleeding.
Figurative Language
"people say that eyes are windows to the soul." I like this example, and it is almost a metaphor? Its saying that peoples eyes can give alot away about a personality or feeling
"and out he came smiling." This is talking about Hassan, that he is such a happy person, he was smiling when he came out of his mothers womb. This would be imagery.
"I have imagined Baba's wrestling match countless times, even dreamed about it. And in those dreams, I can never tell Baba from the bear." This is irony, because he is refering to his father and how hairy he is, including his thick full beard.
Quote
Later, in the dark, after the movie had started, I heard Hassan next to me, croaking. Tears were sliding down his cheecks. I reached across my seat, slung my arm around him, pulled him close. He rested his head on my shoulder. 'He took you for someone else,' I whispered. 'He took you for someone else.'"
This quote is significant because it can give you an early look at the relationship between Khaled and Hassan, growing up together and become best friends.
Theme
An emerging theme in this book is Friendship. The author keeps refering to one particular event he shared with Hassan, and it seems to me that it is the basis for the entire story.
Dear Khaled,
I wasn't a one bit excited about your book. The more I read the more I understand, and the more I feel. You grew up fairly blessed, but life was VERY DIFFERENT. The friendship you established with Hassan is wonderful, one that would last forever. Because of his circumstances, it must've been hard growing up beside someone different in a country that strives on tradition. One thing that I keep hearing about is that winter night in 1975, the one that changed your life. Now, I am eager to see what this is all about, and how Hassan and you do in the years to come.
شكرت أنت
Charlie
Sunday, February 3, 2008
PATRIA - "TOUCH ME FEEL ME"
When a person would look at Patria, they would see a loyal follower, and a devout Christian. All was well at Inmaculada, until she saw A SIGN! "Then, of a sudden, I noticed a pale young foot luxuriant with dark hair in my fresh pan of water, and my legs went soft beneath me." Well now we know Patria has a strange fetish for feet... Anyways, Patria went from a shy aspiring nun, to a freak in the sheets!
"And then, he began kissing me, my face, my neck, my breasts..." I would continue, but the rest is just too steamy.
I choose Patria as my favorite sister because I RESPECT HER. When a woman sees what she wants, she should get it. And when she does get it by god theres nothing hotter than that. If your not understanding this, find Kath Reichel after class ;)
Moving on, I chose the song "Touch Me Feel Me" by Darude. This song correctly describes Patria's feelings. She may be confused with these strange new urges, but all she knows is that she wants a man, and she wants him NOW!
Plaxico Burress THE BEAST
http://youtube.com/watch?v=knfZTu8UokM&feature=related
he fa real....
"And then, he began kissing me, my face, my neck, my breasts..." I would continue, but the rest is just too steamy.
I choose Patria as my favorite sister because I RESPECT HER. When a woman sees what she wants, she should get it. And when she does get it by god theres nothing hotter than that. If your not understanding this, find Kath Reichel after class ;)
Moving on, I chose the song "Touch Me Feel Me" by Darude. This song correctly describes Patria's feelings. She may be confused with these strange new urges, but all she knows is that she wants a man, and she wants him NOW!
Plaxico Burress THE BEAST
http://youtube.com/watch?v=knfZTu8UokM&feature=related
he fa real....
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
THE FINAL WEEK
VOCAB!
VENTURE (195)- an undertaking involving uncertainty as to the outcome, esp. a risky or dangerous one!!!
HEED (195)- to give careful attention to!!!
FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE!!!
"LIKE EVE, NEWTON OFFENDED GOD WITH AN APPLE(191)."
THIS IS A SIMILE, SAYING THAT SCIENCE IS SACRELIGIOUS, AND THAT NEWTON IS NO BETTER THAN EVE HERSELF!!!!!!!
"GEORGE WASHING CARVER HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS, LIKE CORRECTIVE LENSES FOR PEANUTS (REFERING TO THE PLANTERS PEANUT)
THIS IS IMAGERY, MAKING YOU SOMEHOW IMAGE THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER AND THE PLANTERS MAN ARE CONNECTED... OR I DONT KNOW!!!!
"I HAVE A MOTORIZED BED. I LIKE TO DRIVE IT DOWN TO THE ROUGH SIDE OF TOWN AND GIVE PEOPLE ON THE STREETS INSPIRATION TO WORK HARD(167)."
THIS IS A METAHPOR, POKING FUN AT ALL OF THE REDICULOUS, GAS GUZZLING MACHINES THAT ARE PERSONALLY KILLING POLAR BEARS!!!!
QUOTE!!!!
"STAY STRONG. BE BRAVE. SHARE (NEWLY BOUGHT COPIES OF) THIS BOOK WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, SO WILL I. BECAUSE AFTER ALL:
I AM AMERICA(AND SO CAN YOU!)(215)."
HOW IS THIS SIGNIFICANT... WOW... I MEAN JUST READ IT... AND AFTER YOU DO... YOUR LYING IF YOU SAY I DO NOT WILHOLD THE UPMOST RESPECT FOR STEHPEN T COLBERT... AND ALSO IM DONE BLOGGING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!
THEME
THE OVERALL THEME OF I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!) IS TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. STEPHEN STARTED AS A YOUNG MAN GROWING UP IN A SMALL SOUTH CAROLINA TOWN, AND HAS MADE HIMSELF INTO ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENCIAL PERSONS IN. THE. WORLD!
DEAR STEPHEN,
I AM OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITMENT AND PLEASURE THAT I CAN HARDLY TYPE THIS VERY LETTER TO YOU! YOU SEE, I AM DONE BLOGGING AFTER I FINISH THIS, AND IM ALSO DONE WITH YOUR BOOK. come to think of it thats really sad/depressing, comsidering the fact that your not on tv BUT ITS ALL GOOD! YOUR BOOK HELPED ME THROUGH THE DEEP DEAPTS OF MY HORRIBLE LIFE. AFTER A LONG DAY OF SCHOOL AND PRACTICE, NOTHING WAS BETTER THAN TO COME HOME, SIT IN FRONT OF THE FIRE, AND LISTEN TO YOUR SHEAR GENIOUS! IVE LEARNED SO MUCH THAT I AM HAPPY TO SAY... I WANT TO BE A FAMOUS RICH CELEBRITY ONE DAY!
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, AND THANK GOD I AM DONE BLOGGING AT 1 OCLOCK IN THE MORING
WITH ALL THE LOVE I CAN GIVE TO YOU(AND AMERICA)!
CHARLES LAVIN
VENTURE (195)- an undertaking involving uncertainty as to the outcome, esp. a risky or dangerous one!!!
HEED (195)- to give careful attention to!!!
FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE!!!
"LIKE EVE, NEWTON OFFENDED GOD WITH AN APPLE(191)."
THIS IS A SIMILE, SAYING THAT SCIENCE IS SACRELIGIOUS, AND THAT NEWTON IS NO BETTER THAN EVE HERSELF!!!!!!!
"GEORGE WASHING CARVER HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS, LIKE CORRECTIVE LENSES FOR PEANUTS (REFERING TO THE PLANTERS PEANUT)
THIS IS IMAGERY, MAKING YOU SOMEHOW IMAGE THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER AND THE PLANTERS MAN ARE CONNECTED... OR I DONT KNOW!!!!
"I HAVE A MOTORIZED BED. I LIKE TO DRIVE IT DOWN TO THE ROUGH SIDE OF TOWN AND GIVE PEOPLE ON THE STREETS INSPIRATION TO WORK HARD(167)."
THIS IS A METAHPOR, POKING FUN AT ALL OF THE REDICULOUS, GAS GUZZLING MACHINES THAT ARE PERSONALLY KILLING POLAR BEARS!!!!
QUOTE!!!!
"STAY STRONG. BE BRAVE. SHARE (NEWLY BOUGHT COPIES OF) THIS BOOK WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, SO WILL I. BECAUSE AFTER ALL:
I AM AMERICA(AND SO CAN YOU!)(215)."
HOW IS THIS SIGNIFICANT... WOW... I MEAN JUST READ IT... AND AFTER YOU DO... YOUR LYING IF YOU SAY I DO NOT WILHOLD THE UPMOST RESPECT FOR STEHPEN T COLBERT... AND ALSO IM DONE BLOGGING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!
THEME
THE OVERALL THEME OF I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!) IS TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. STEPHEN STARTED AS A YOUNG MAN GROWING UP IN A SMALL SOUTH CAROLINA TOWN, AND HAS MADE HIMSELF INTO ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENCIAL PERSONS IN. THE. WORLD!
DEAR STEPHEN,
I AM OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITMENT AND PLEASURE THAT I CAN HARDLY TYPE THIS VERY LETTER TO YOU! YOU SEE, I AM DONE BLOGGING AFTER I FINISH THIS, AND IM ALSO DONE WITH YOUR BOOK. come to think of it thats really sad/depressing, comsidering the fact that your not on tv BUT ITS ALL GOOD! YOUR BOOK HELPED ME THROUGH THE DEEP DEAPTS OF MY HORRIBLE LIFE. AFTER A LONG DAY OF SCHOOL AND PRACTICE, NOTHING WAS BETTER THAN TO COME HOME, SIT IN FRONT OF THE FIRE, AND LISTEN TO YOUR SHEAR GENIOUS! IVE LEARNED SO MUCH THAT I AM HAPPY TO SAY... I WANT TO BE A FAMOUS RICH CELEBRITY ONE DAY!
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, AND THANK GOD I AM DONE BLOGGING AT 1 OCLOCK IN THE MORING
WITH ALL THE LOVE I CAN GIVE TO YOU(AND AMERICA)!
CHARLES LAVIN
Week 5
Vocab
mainstream (152)- the principal or dominant course, tendency, or trend: the mainstream of American culture
ironclad (133)-
covered or cased with iron plates, as a ship for naval warfare; armor-plated. very rigid or exacting; inflexible; unbreakable
Figurative Language
"No, this is a runaway train to Cold, Hard Realityville (132)."
This is a metaphor, saying that Stephen doesnt beat around the bush, hes a strait shooter
"Lets face is, finding Mr./Miss Right is no picnic (97)."
This is a simile, saying that finding love is a hard task, except obviously theres an exception for Stephen T. Colbert
"14 billion is a pretty big number, and God didnt create us so we could waste time trying to picture 14 billion cupcakes (DO NOTR TRY THIS!)(193)."
This is imagery, just suggesting to use your imagination and depict 14 BILLION CUPCAKES
Quote
"I dont understand movies today. They romanticize liberal lifestyles, cram gays into our living rooms, and make children believe its safe to spend time with Robin Williams (131)."
This quote is very significant, explaining to us that the Media is now a wild tiger on the loose. People need to stop living in a land of wizard-schools. People must snap back into reality, AND WATCH THE COLBERT REPORT WEEKNIGHTS AT 1030 PM, ONLY ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Theme
A theme Stephen is portraying is that our world as we know it is evolving. Rules are being broken, regulations are being cutdown, and more horrific things keep airing in our media. We need to regain our sences, return to the glory days, and elect Stephen Colbert for President in 2012!
Dear Stephen,
I am constantly upping your fan populous, and boosting you strait into the whitehouse. When you talk, you uphold a sence of honor, value, and intelligence. Never once have I read a page about Higher education, until now. You help sift out the boring stuff and get strait to the juicyness. The more i read the more I care about whats going on in our sick and twisted world. Youve opened my eyes, and changed my life- so i must thank you for that
With love
Charles Lavin
mainstream (152)- the principal or dominant course, tendency, or trend: the mainstream of American culture
ironclad (133)-
covered or cased with iron plates, as a ship for naval warfare; armor-plated. very rigid or exacting; inflexible; unbreakable
Figurative Language
"No, this is a runaway train to Cold, Hard Realityville (132)."
This is a metaphor, saying that Stephen doesnt beat around the bush, hes a strait shooter
"Lets face is, finding Mr./Miss Right is no picnic (97)."
This is a simile, saying that finding love is a hard task, except obviously theres an exception for Stephen T. Colbert
"14 billion is a pretty big number, and God didnt create us so we could waste time trying to picture 14 billion cupcakes (DO NOTR TRY THIS!)(193)."
This is imagery, just suggesting to use your imagination and depict 14 BILLION CUPCAKES
Quote
"I dont understand movies today. They romanticize liberal lifestyles, cram gays into our living rooms, and make children believe its safe to spend time with Robin Williams (131)."
This quote is very significant, explaining to us that the Media is now a wild tiger on the loose. People need to stop living in a land of wizard-schools. People must snap back into reality, AND WATCH THE COLBERT REPORT WEEKNIGHTS AT 1030 PM, ONLY ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Theme
A theme Stephen is portraying is that our world as we know it is evolving. Rules are being broken, regulations are being cutdown, and more horrific things keep airing in our media. We need to regain our sences, return to the glory days, and elect Stephen Colbert for President in 2012!
Dear Stephen,
I am constantly upping your fan populous, and boosting you strait into the whitehouse. When you talk, you uphold a sence of honor, value, and intelligence. Never once have I read a page about Higher education, until now. You help sift out the boring stuff and get strait to the juicyness. The more i read the more I care about whats going on in our sick and twisted world. Youve opened my eyes, and changed my life- so i must thank you for that
With love
Charles Lavin
Week 4
Vocab
counterweights (197)- A force or influence equally counteracting another
questionnaire (97)- a list of questions, usually printed, submitted for replies that can be analyzed for usable information
Figurative Language
"First of, way to rip off the US, science. Look familiar (203)?"
(refering to the a map, and the periodic table of elements)
This is a metaphor, saying that the periodic table was influenced by America itself.
"Plus vitamin C? If I want to avoid scurvy, Ill eat sauerkraut with the rest of the crew (204)."
This is imagery, with Stevo pretending to be a pirate of some sorts, and avoid diseases with old fasion- tactics.
"Sometimes I envy the folks in the Lower class, like the kid I was pretending to be in that story (167)." This is a simile, because early Stephen was tapping into the emotions of a poor person through the image of somelike, a small, weak little boy.
Theme
A theme that represents Stephen is the relations to an average democratic American. He acts the way he acts to mearly poke fun at snooty Replublicans, even whens hes acting like one.
Quote
"Don't ruin the text, let your tears fall here (161)." This quote is significant because it shows that through Stephens writings, he can tap into our entire spectrum of emotions. This can create tears of laugher, or tears of sadness, in one single chapter!
Dear Stephen,
I continue to read, and I continue to be proud of America. In your book, you focus on sensative subjects that can bring a nation together, or tear them apart. From gay marriage, to class wars, you always have the right answer. You also withhold such confidence that inspires me at the same time.
"Wake up call: If i die, I know that im either going to heaven or hell. Theres no gray area there..(heaven, just to be clear)
Its words like that that help me get through the day. I will contine to support the Colbert nation, and know that I can achieve anything... as long as you come back to television...
counterweights (197)- A force or influence equally counteracting another
questionnaire (97)- a list of questions, usually printed, submitted for replies that can be analyzed for usable information
Figurative Language
"First of, way to rip off the US, science. Look familiar (203)?"
(refering to the a map, and the periodic table of elements)
This is a metaphor, saying that the periodic table was influenced by America itself.
"Plus vitamin C? If I want to avoid scurvy, Ill eat sauerkraut with the rest of the crew (204)."
This is imagery, with Stevo pretending to be a pirate of some sorts, and avoid diseases with old fasion- tactics.
"Sometimes I envy the folks in the Lower class, like the kid I was pretending to be in that story (167)." This is a simile, because early Stephen was tapping into the emotions of a poor person through the image of somelike, a small, weak little boy.
Theme
A theme that represents Stephen is the relations to an average democratic American. He acts the way he acts to mearly poke fun at snooty Replublicans, even whens hes acting like one.
Quote
"Don't ruin the text, let your tears fall here (161)." This quote is significant because it shows that through Stephens writings, he can tap into our entire spectrum of emotions. This can create tears of laugher, or tears of sadness, in one single chapter!
Dear Stephen,
I continue to read, and I continue to be proud of America. In your book, you focus on sensative subjects that can bring a nation together, or tear them apart. From gay marriage, to class wars, you always have the right answer. You also withhold such confidence that inspires me at the same time.
"Wake up call: If i die, I know that im either going to heaven or hell. Theres no gray area there..(heaven, just to be clear)
Its words like that that help me get through the day. I will contine to support the Colbert nation, and know that I can achieve anything... as long as you come back to television...
Week 3
Vocab
farce (127)- a light, humorous play in which the plot depends upon a skillfully exploited situation rather than upon the development of character
bridge (147)- to overcome differences, similar to reaching an agreement
Figurative Language
"America is NOT a land of immigrants (183)."
This is ironic, because Stephen is pretty much insulting immigrants in American\, saying they do not belong, when we maintain the name "land of opportunity.
"The future is ruled by damn, dirty apes (203)." Essentially, this is an Onomatopoeia, making fun of the film Planet of the Apes where humans are ruled by talking apes. I really couldnt think of any other example.
"Granted the temperture is steadily increasing, but I've been taking some measurments of my own, and the degree to which I care about the Harp seal is still holding steady at 'way less than I care about my Audi A8' (199)."
This is a metaphor, saying that Stephen really does not care about current issues with our environment.
Quote
"...because in America, people of all colors live in perfect harmony (171)."
I like this quote because it truely shows that Stephen Colbert is an honest and humble person. This also vouches for his saying when he says "He doesn't see color, and is blind to race."
Theme
A reccuring theme that I seem to notice is that STEPHEN COLBERT MUST BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, regardless if hes already been denied for the primary. From topic to topic, the more I realize how great the man is, and how big of a mistake South Carolina is making.
Dear Stephen,
As I continue to read your novel, the more I miss you. Although this book has filled your absence on the television machine.
I have to say, easily my favorite tib bit in your books is about the Guy sitting next to You at the stadium. This interpretation gives voice to average-joes, like myself. He makes a valid point about illigal immigration and how its ruining jobs, suchas drywall. Not only does the Guy sitting next to You at the stadium wet my wistle, the puzzles and interactive games really draw me into your mindset. I now feel more confident, and more American when Im with my peers. Not only am I now well informed my mind is superior than everyone elses... thanks to you
Yours Truely,
Charlie Lavin
farce (127)- a light, humorous play in which the plot depends upon a skillfully exploited situation rather than upon the development of character
bridge (147)- to overcome differences, similar to reaching an agreement
Figurative Language
"America is NOT a land of immigrants (183)."
This is ironic, because Stephen is pretty much insulting immigrants in American\, saying they do not belong, when we maintain the name "land of opportunity.
"The future is ruled by damn, dirty apes (203)." Essentially, this is an Onomatopoeia, making fun of the film Planet of the Apes where humans are ruled by talking apes. I really couldnt think of any other example.
"Granted the temperture is steadily increasing, but I've been taking some measurments of my own, and the degree to which I care about the Harp seal is still holding steady at 'way less than I care about my Audi A8' (199)."
This is a metaphor, saying that Stephen really does not care about current issues with our environment.
Quote
"...because in America, people of all colors live in perfect harmony (171)."
I like this quote because it truely shows that Stephen Colbert is an honest and humble person. This also vouches for his saying when he says "He doesn't see color, and is blind to race."
Theme
A reccuring theme that I seem to notice is that STEPHEN COLBERT MUST BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, regardless if hes already been denied for the primary. From topic to topic, the more I realize how great the man is, and how big of a mistake South Carolina is making.
Dear Stephen,
As I continue to read your novel, the more I miss you. Although this book has filled your absence on the television machine.
I have to say, easily my favorite tib bit in your books is about the Guy sitting next to You at the stadium. This interpretation gives voice to average-joes, like myself. He makes a valid point about illigal immigration and how its ruining jobs, suchas drywall. Not only does the Guy sitting next to You at the stadium wet my wistle, the puzzles and interactive games really draw me into your mindset. I now feel more confident, and more American when Im with my peers. Not only am I now well informed my mind is superior than everyone elses... thanks to you
Yours Truely,
Charlie Lavin
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Week 6
Vocab
misogynist (82)- hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women
brigade (90)- a group of individuals organized for a particular purpose
Figurative Language
"Our proud tradition of structured human courtship is under attack- the lions are circling.... (90)" This is a metaphor, saying that our courtship will cease to exist, as if a lion 'ate it.'
" I am a gay american. And I couldnt be more gayer now that the gays are on the run. Of course I'm using 'gay' the way are founding fathers intended, to mean 'happy,' before it was stolen from them gays, just as they stole their tights, wigs, and codpieces (107)." First of can I just say L.O.L. (laugh out loud) and second, this is ironic, plain and simple.
"Eat a bug a bug: Prove you love your country as much as the contestants on Fear Factor (121)." This is a similie, talking about proving your loyalty to Fear Factor.
Quote
"The more you know the sadder you get."
This is significant because it really shows Stephens sence of humor, and how he can beautifully craft something into a sad/humorous subject.
A theme Stephen seems to clearly present is that he shows a very macho, right winged bias when in reality hes taking all of this thoughts over the edge just to make fun of them.
Dear Stevo,
Well I finished your book and I cannot tell you all the times I almost pooped my pants. It was just fantastic. I laughed, I cried, I lost 15 pounds! Just kidding but seriously terrific work. Some of my favorite subjects you touched apon was Gays. I know its a super serial sensative subject, but your "outlook" just cracks me up. I also loved your discussion on sports. Easily the best line of the book... "Athelets preform for our emjoyment. So "performance enhancing drugs" are really "enjoyment enhancing drugs." No one but you could put it like that. Once again thank Stephen T. Colbert for granting this earth with one of the only books I enjoyed reading. I cannot wait until your back on the air.
Much Love,
Charlie
misogynist (82)- hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women
brigade (90)- a group of individuals organized for a particular purpose
Figurative Language
"Our proud tradition of structured human courtship is under attack- the lions are circling.... (90)" This is a metaphor, saying that our courtship will cease to exist, as if a lion 'ate it.'
" I am a gay american. And I couldnt be more gayer now that the gays are on the run. Of course I'm using 'gay' the way are founding fathers intended, to mean 'happy,' before it was stolen from them gays, just as they stole their tights, wigs, and codpieces (107)." First of can I just say L.O.L. (laugh out loud) and second, this is ironic, plain and simple.
"Eat a bug a bug: Prove you love your country as much as the contestants on Fear Factor (121)." This is a similie, talking about proving your loyalty to Fear Factor.
Quote
"The more you know the sadder you get."
This is significant because it really shows Stephens sence of humor, and how he can beautifully craft something into a sad/humorous subject.
A theme Stephen seems to clearly present is that he shows a very macho, right winged bias when in reality hes taking all of this thoughts over the edge just to make fun of them.
Dear Stevo,
Well I finished your book and I cannot tell you all the times I almost pooped my pants. It was just fantastic. I laughed, I cried, I lost 15 pounds! Just kidding but seriously terrific work. Some of my favorite subjects you touched apon was Gays. I know its a super serial sensative subject, but your "outlook" just cracks me up. I also loved your discussion on sports. Easily the best line of the book... "Athelets preform for our emjoyment. So "performance enhancing drugs" are really "enjoyment enhancing drugs." No one but you could put it like that. Once again thank Stephen T. Colbert for granting this earth with one of the only books I enjoyed reading. I cannot wait until your back on the air.
Much Love,
Charlie
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
CIV ACTSH
A CIVIL ACTION. AN IN YOUR FACE, NAIL BITTING, EDGE OF YOUR SEAT DRAMA THAT WILL KEEP YOU GUESSING. If I was a movie critic, that’s what I would probably say. Even though I am not, I still think that A Civil Action was a movie that was extremely engaging and interesting. The film was a story about a big shot personal injury lawyer named Jan Schlichtmann (played by John Travolta). He is approached by a gang of angered parents with a problem. They feel that a local tannery is dumping chemicals into their water, which in turn made numerous children sick, and eventually killed them. He is unappeased by this case until he witnesses the dumpage first hand. After millions of dollars of spending and strenuous courtroom battles, Jan become emotional attached to the case. It was a very effective movie, and showed that people can have changes of heart and start actually caring.
I feel that the creators as a whole made terrific choices on actors. The three I will discuss are John Travolta, William H. Macy, and John Lithgow. Mr. Travolta was a SLAM DUNK in this film. He was chosen because of his wit and intelligence. His characters displayed a range of emotions from cocky, to concerned. William H. Macy’s character was the team’s manager of funds. He was at times uptight and frustrated. From other films, I know that Macy can always play such a role. Finally, John Lithgow was the case’s judge. He was large, and in charge. He is an actor who can take a scene with his superiority and personality. I believe that he was an excellent choice.
The cinematic aspects were above par in my opinion. One thing I liked was that throughout debates and arguments, there was a medium or eye level shot. This made it possible to imagine yourself right next to Jan himself. The film also contained lots of short and choppy shots. If there was a dispute, the camera would alternate from speakers. This gave me a sense that I could see the opinions of both sides. The editing was stupendous. I feel that if music was appropriate, it set a mood and added to the story. My last observation was the wardrobe and props. With things like suits, briefcases, and snazzy law offices, the movie sucked me into thinking that I was watching a documentary.
This film was similar to the play write All My Sons. Both had questions that had not been answered, and a problem that was haunting everyone around it. In both stories, a negative outcome was unsolved and grieved upon by society. In A.C.A. children were dead and all fingers were pointed towards the tannery. In A.M.S. twenty-some pilots were dead, and people were seeking the root of the problem. Both are similar that in the end, no true justice was served. The tannery was eventually shut down but the parents never really got what they wanted. Joe Keller finally confessed, but took the cowards way out instead of facing the law.
I did enjoy this film. I would probably not go out and rent it, let alone right a paper about it, but it was a great way to spend a couple class periods. The story was well constructed, and the actors gave the movie that extra boost. I would recommend this movie to fans of the courtroom scene. The people who go home and watch re-runs of Law and Order on TNT. Myself, not so much, but I did have fun watching and dissecting A Civil Action.
I feel that the creators as a whole made terrific choices on actors. The three I will discuss are John Travolta, William H. Macy, and John Lithgow. Mr. Travolta was a SLAM DUNK in this film. He was chosen because of his wit and intelligence. His characters displayed a range of emotions from cocky, to concerned. William H. Macy’s character was the team’s manager of funds. He was at times uptight and frustrated. From other films, I know that Macy can always play such a role. Finally, John Lithgow was the case’s judge. He was large, and in charge. He is an actor who can take a scene with his superiority and personality. I believe that he was an excellent choice.
The cinematic aspects were above par in my opinion. One thing I liked was that throughout debates and arguments, there was a medium or eye level shot. This made it possible to imagine yourself right next to Jan himself. The film also contained lots of short and choppy shots. If there was a dispute, the camera would alternate from speakers. This gave me a sense that I could see the opinions of both sides. The editing was stupendous. I feel that if music was appropriate, it set a mood and added to the story. My last observation was the wardrobe and props. With things like suits, briefcases, and snazzy law offices, the movie sucked me into thinking that I was watching a documentary.
This film was similar to the play write All My Sons. Both had questions that had not been answered, and a problem that was haunting everyone around it. In both stories, a negative outcome was unsolved and grieved upon by society. In A.C.A. children were dead and all fingers were pointed towards the tannery. In A.M.S. twenty-some pilots were dead, and people were seeking the root of the problem. Both are similar that in the end, no true justice was served. The tannery was eventually shut down but the parents never really got what they wanted. Joe Keller finally confessed, but took the cowards way out instead of facing the law.
I did enjoy this film. I would probably not go out and rent it, let alone right a paper about it, but it was a great way to spend a couple class periods. The story was well constructed, and the actors gave the movie that extra boost. I would recommend this movie to fans of the courtroom scene. The people who go home and watch re-runs of Law and Order on TNT. Myself, not so much, but I did have fun watching and dissecting A Civil Action.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Week 2 Post
ironclad (133)- very rigid or exacting; inflexible
innuendo (138)- an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature
insidious (141)- intended to entrap or beguile
Figurative Language
"... I never got the opportunity to 'name names.' And I would have named enough names to fill the Moscow phone book (138)." This is a metaphor, because Stevo is saying that is he got to squeeling people names, he could've named thousands (hence the filling the notebook thing).
"Hey celebrities! Just because 20 million people went to see yout movie, doesn't mean 20 million people care about your opinions! (142)"
This is ironic, because he makes a good point. Nowwadays actors are simple there to increase our entertainment and nothing more. I've seen too many public service announcements from Seth Green. Just stop already.
":..instead of rotting my mind with the mindless violence of a video game like 'Grand Theft Auto'... (145)" Hes comparing GTA to something worse, like maybe drugs, of John Kerry. This is a simile.
Quote
"I tell this story to illistrate the issues we all face as American adults. I call them four Ss and one M of Maturity: Socioeconomics, Segregation, Science, Sombreros, and the Media (149)." This quote is signiv because it shows that Stephen can be a resonable and intelligent man, while make you want to pee your wants at the same time.
Dear Stephen,
I continue to read your book, and continue to laugh. Although recently I often get upset and depressed when I read your book........ They say that your show might be off until.... 2008! I can't live without it! I'll be forced to read this single book over and over again! You'd agree with me when I say that but I cannot stand to read. Every page I pass is one I want back. I know that somewhere... On the other side of the U.S..... that you can fix this, and you will return to your glory! Until then I'll keep reading, its really funny.
Well see ya later,
Charlie Lavin
innuendo (138)- an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature
insidious (141)- intended to entrap or beguile
Figurative Language
"... I never got the opportunity to 'name names.' And I would have named enough names to fill the Moscow phone book (138)." This is a metaphor, because Stevo is saying that is he got to squeeling people names, he could've named thousands (hence the filling the notebook thing).
"Hey celebrities! Just because 20 million people went to see yout movie, doesn't mean 20 million people care about your opinions! (142)"
This is ironic, because he makes a good point. Nowwadays actors are simple there to increase our entertainment and nothing more. I've seen too many public service announcements from Seth Green. Just stop already.
":..instead of rotting my mind with the mindless violence of a video game like 'Grand Theft Auto'... (145)" Hes comparing GTA to something worse, like maybe drugs, of John Kerry. This is a simile.
Quote
"I tell this story to illistrate the issues we all face as American adults. I call them four Ss and one M of Maturity: Socioeconomics, Segregation, Science, Sombreros, and the Media (149)." This quote is signiv because it shows that Stephen can be a resonable and intelligent man, while make you want to pee your wants at the same time.
Dear Stephen,
I continue to read your book, and continue to laugh. Although recently I often get upset and depressed when I read your book........ They say that your show might be off until.... 2008! I can't live without it! I'll be forced to read this single book over and over again! You'd agree with me when I say that but I cannot stand to read. Every page I pass is one I want back. I know that somewhere... On the other side of the U.S..... that you can fix this, and you will return to your glory! Until then I'll keep reading, its really funny.
Well see ya later,
Charlie Lavin
Sunday, November 18, 2007
All My Sons Ending
It’s now one year later. Joe is gone, and Chris continues to live with the guilt of his father’s death, seeing it as his fault. The scene takes place in a dark, dripping alley, inside an urban neighborhood. There are dumpsters s lining the walls, and a cardboard box with a hobo resting inside. Two shady men approach eachother. One of the figures is hooded, smoking a cigarette.
Stranger: You got the money?
Response: I don’t know… You got the goods. (A hooded face is revealed to be Chris)
Stranger: Of course I do essay, you know I’m good. (The stranger then produces a tightly rapped bag of Heroine)
Chris, menacingly looks around and produces a revolver
Stranger: Wohh man your loco! It doesn’t have to be like this! (Staring down the barrel of the gun)
(Flicking the cig into a nearby puddle) Chris: Life’s unfair… Amigo.
THE LOUD CRACK OF THE REVOLVER MAKES THE ENTIRE ALLEY RING, SENDING THE STRANGER LIMP TO THE GROUND
The hobo is awaken, and Chris heads for the street.
It’s now the next morning. Chris is inside a shabby apartment, lying on his bed. He gets up and heads for the bathroom. Sitting on the sink is a neatly organized heroine kit. He looks into the mirror, and then proceeds to inject himself into the right arm. He then stumbles around, back into the bedroom.
The phone rings
Chris: W-What!
(On the phone) Mother: Chris? Chris honey is that you!?
Chris: Who is this?
Mother: Chris… It’s your Mother. (Chris sits motionless, holding the phone)
Mother: Chris are you there?
Chris: Y-Yeah. I’m here.
Mother: I miss you so much Chris, I miss you so much…
(Strung out and confused, Chris fumbles for words over the telephone)
Chris: W-Why are you calling me.
Mother: Chris there isn’t any time, they only let me make one phone call!
Chris: Who’s they?
Mother: Oh God Chris! You have to rescue me! Help me! (Mother screams, as there is a sign of struggle on the other end of the call) Chris help!
Chris: Where are you mom! What’s going on!?
Mother: (Rustling of the phone, shouts of voices in backround) Chris, I’ve been captured by Pirates! I need you to rescue me!
Chris: Mom! MOM! (The screaming stops, and the dial tone fills Chris’ ear.)
He then drops the phone, not knowing what to think.
Chris stands and shakes his head in confusion.
Chris: Oh my God. My mom has been captured. I-I’ve got to save her. (Chris’ fists then tighten, as he turns and approaches his closet.)
As the door slowly creaks open, the walls are filled with row upon row of artillery. Machine guns, shotguns, RPG’s, Samurai swords, anything one could possibly imagine. Chris then reaches to pick up a grenade, and squeezes it tightly in his hand.
Chris: I know what I have to do (To himself) I’ve got to rescue my mom…
Curtain
Stranger: You got the money?
Response: I don’t know… You got the goods. (A hooded face is revealed to be Chris)
Stranger: Of course I do essay, you know I’m good. (The stranger then produces a tightly rapped bag of Heroine)
Chris, menacingly looks around and produces a revolver
Stranger: Wohh man your loco! It doesn’t have to be like this! (Staring down the barrel of the gun)
(Flicking the cig into a nearby puddle) Chris: Life’s unfair… Amigo.
THE LOUD CRACK OF THE REVOLVER MAKES THE ENTIRE ALLEY RING, SENDING THE STRANGER LIMP TO THE GROUND
The hobo is awaken, and Chris heads for the street.
It’s now the next morning. Chris is inside a shabby apartment, lying on his bed. He gets up and heads for the bathroom. Sitting on the sink is a neatly organized heroine kit. He looks into the mirror, and then proceeds to inject himself into the right arm. He then stumbles around, back into the bedroom.
The phone rings
Chris: W-What!
(On the phone) Mother: Chris? Chris honey is that you!?
Chris: Who is this?
Mother: Chris… It’s your Mother. (Chris sits motionless, holding the phone)
Mother: Chris are you there?
Chris: Y-Yeah. I’m here.
Mother: I miss you so much Chris, I miss you so much…
(Strung out and confused, Chris fumbles for words over the telephone)
Chris: W-Why are you calling me.
Mother: Chris there isn’t any time, they only let me make one phone call!
Chris: Who’s they?
Mother: Oh God Chris! You have to rescue me! Help me! (Mother screams, as there is a sign of struggle on the other end of the call) Chris help!
Chris: Where are you mom! What’s going on!?
Mother: (Rustling of the phone, shouts of voices in backround) Chris, I’ve been captured by Pirates! I need you to rescue me!
Chris: Mom! MOM! (The screaming stops, and the dial tone fills Chris’ ear.)
He then drops the phone, not knowing what to think.
Chris stands and shakes his head in confusion.
Chris: Oh my God. My mom has been captured. I-I’ve got to save her. (Chris’ fists then tighten, as he turns and approaches his closet.)
As the door slowly creaks open, the walls are filled with row upon row of artillery. Machine guns, shotguns, RPG’s, Samurai swords, anything one could possibly imagine. Chris then reaches to pick up a grenade, and squeezes it tightly in his hand.
Chris: I know what I have to do (To himself) I’ve got to rescue my mom…
Curtain
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Week 1 Brought to you By Colbert Nation http://www.colbertnation.com/
VOCAB
enlightenment (47)- the state of being enlightened: to live in spiritual enlightenment.
merit (79)- claim to respect and praise; excellence; worth.
succumbing (80)- To submit to an overpowering force or yield to an overwhelming desire; give up or give in
Figurative Language
"Worst of all, neutering is birth control, plain and simple. Instead of the wholesale de-****ing of these creatures, we should be promoting abstinence education for our pets." This is KIND OF a simile. He doesn't use like or as, but is comparing the neutering of our pets like birth control, a controversial subject today.
"Items you must lift to be the World's Strongest Man:
A mule
.....
A train car packed with hobos
.....
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert
St. Paul, Minnesota"
This is ironic, because even if Colbert knew (and I would never question his authority) Minnesota was voted one of the healiest states, while he imposes that we're all fat.
(Letters in bold, large font) "NEWS FLASH: DID YOU NOTICE HOW BIG THE WORD 'NEWS' WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS PARAGRAPH? I CONSIDERED MAKING ALL THE WORDS IN THIS CHAPTER BIG. AND NOT JUST CAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF A QUICKER WAY TO FILL 240 PAGES. THAT WAS A JOKE, but point is, I'm writing about seniors here, and old folks can't read anything that's not printed in a 30-point font or above...
This is a metaphor, saying that the elderly have trouble reading small print. This statement is sad, yetr humerously true at the same time.
Quote
"News Flash: Athletes perform for our enjoyment. So 'performance-enhancing drugs' are reall 'enjoyment-enhancing drugs' (73)."
This quote is significant because this accurately describes Colbert's book in one sentence. He isn't affraid of brutal and in your face honesty on many sensative subjects. I love this book.
POST B
Dear Stephen,
I have been reading your book, and I must say that it is among the ranks of the best book ever written (behing the bible of coure ;). When I read from this glorious book its almost as so I can hear your voice reading to me. This book is filled with honesty, truthiness, and humor. My personal favorite subject you've touched apon is the "G" word. I would love to continue and discuss but really, I'd probably get suspended. My final thought of the week is to keep up the magnificent work, and let you know that I am a proud member of the Colbert Nation. http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I
enlightenment (47)- the state of being enlightened: to live in spiritual enlightenment.
merit (79)- claim to respect and praise; excellence; worth.
succumbing (80)- To submit to an overpowering force or yield to an overwhelming desire; give up or give in
Figurative Language
"Worst of all, neutering is birth control, plain and simple. Instead of the wholesale de-****ing of these creatures, we should be promoting abstinence education for our pets." This is KIND OF a simile. He doesn't use like or as, but is comparing the neutering of our pets like birth control, a controversial subject today.
"Items you must lift to be the World's Strongest Man:
A mule
.....
A train car packed with hobos
.....
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert
St. Paul, Minnesota"
This is ironic, because even if Colbert knew (and I would never question his authority) Minnesota was voted one of the healiest states, while he imposes that we're all fat.
(Letters in bold, large font) "NEWS FLASH: DID YOU NOTICE HOW BIG THE WORD 'NEWS' WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS PARAGRAPH? I CONSIDERED MAKING ALL THE WORDS IN THIS CHAPTER BIG. AND NOT JUST CAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF A QUICKER WAY TO FILL 240 PAGES. THAT WAS A JOKE, but point is, I'm writing about seniors here, and old folks can't read anything that's not printed in a 30-point font or above...
This is a metaphor, saying that the elderly have trouble reading small print. This statement is sad, yetr humerously true at the same time.
Quote
"News Flash: Athletes perform for our enjoyment. So 'performance-enhancing drugs' are reall 'enjoyment-enhancing drugs' (73)."
This quote is significant because this accurately describes Colbert's book in one sentence. He isn't affraid of brutal and in your face honesty on many sensative subjects. I love this book.
POST B
Dear Stephen,
I have been reading your book, and I must say that it is among the ranks of the best book ever written (behing the bible of coure ;). When I read from this glorious book its almost as so I can hear your voice reading to me. This book is filled with honesty, truthiness, and humor. My personal favorite subject you've touched apon is the "G" word. I would love to continue and discuss but really, I'd probably get suspended. My final thought of the week is to keep up the magnificent work, and let you know that I am a proud member of the Colbert Nation. http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJvY_RftA4I
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Major Threats to the Environment
I just finished reading Jimmy Carter's chapter on the threats to our environment. First off, that was really long and I think I fell asleep 12 times. But anyways, I am defanetly agreeing with his side of the story. In one instance, President Carter mention the Alaskan National Forests and the protection they have been recieving for multiple years. In 2000 when G-Dubs was running for President, he said that one of his main focuses was going to be adding and contributing to the number of nationally protected forests. He did follow through with his job, but then apparently forgot about what that job was. Soon after he became large and in charge, he ordered drilling for oil to commence on a protected piece of Alaskan beauty. This in particular made Carter pissed. There would now be loud, animal killing, oil sucking machines in an area where he and his wife shared a strangely romantic moment, when a group of "musk oxen circled around their young to protect them."
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Week 2 Post Old School
Vocab
Whitewash (41)- a composition, as of lime and water or of whiting, size, and water, used for whitening walls, woodwork, etc.
orthodox (49)- of, pertaining to, or conforming to the approved form of any doctrine, philosophy, ideology, etc.
shell-shocked (59)- aftermath from war/war related traumas
Quote
"For years I thought a girl might get pregnant if you touched her breast." This quote is more funny than significant, but shows Walters innocence and how he was just a curious little boy growing up.
Appeals
Emotional
"...Mrs. Conway said that she had had quite enough of me and that I wouldn't be allowed to participate in any class activities until I brought my mama to school. I knew that that meant a beating."
After reading this, many people would become often negative at the thought of Walter, or any child, being beaten while growing up.
Factual
A number of unexpected people entered my life that summer. The first was George Myers, my biological father.
This can be proven by fact and DNA
Dear Walter,
You were a fighter, like litterally. You would fight anyone. It seems like if you were ever to get in a dispute, you would end up punching some kid out. I do have a question, was your appendix problems caused by all of the freeze-pops you ate, or from your various smackdowns? What ever the case is, you had a tough childhood, and were raised not to take any B.S. from no body. I'm just really glad that I didn't grow up as a child around you... or I'd probobly be dead right now.
Whitewash (41)- a composition, as of lime and water or of whiting, size, and water, used for whitening walls, woodwork, etc.
orthodox (49)- of, pertaining to, or conforming to the approved form of any doctrine, philosophy, ideology, etc.
shell-shocked (59)- aftermath from war/war related traumas
Quote
"For years I thought a girl might get pregnant if you touched her breast." This quote is more funny than significant, but shows Walters innocence and how he was just a curious little boy growing up.
Appeals
Emotional
"...Mrs. Conway said that she had had quite enough of me and that I wouldn't be allowed to participate in any class activities until I brought my mama to school. I knew that that meant a beating."
After reading this, many people would become often negative at the thought of Walter, or any child, being beaten while growing up.
Factual
A number of unexpected people entered my life that summer. The first was George Myers, my biological father.
This can be proven by fact and DNA
Dear Walter,
You were a fighter, like litterally. You would fight anyone. It seems like if you were ever to get in a dispute, you would end up punching some kid out. I do have a question, was your appendix problems caused by all of the freeze-pops you ate, or from your various smackdowns? What ever the case is, you had a tough childhood, and were raised not to take any B.S. from no body. I'm just really glad that I didn't grow up as a child around you... or I'd probobly be dead right now.
Week 1? Old School
Week 1 Blog Week 1 Blog Post Vocab bustling (1)- to move w/ a great show of energy mindlessly (8)- w/out inteligence - needlessAppeals"I had taught myself a little dance that I called "the boogie"(9). THis is an emotional appeal - It leaves us questioning and want more about this dance."Florence Dean's mother emigrated from Germany in the late 1800's" (3). This is logical because it can be proven by facts and gives information on family ties."Aunt Nancy was as FAT as she was tall"(12). Fat is a loaded word because it could easily affend some.Quote"Harlem is the first place called 'home' that I can remember"(7). This quote is significant because Harlem is a very important aspect of the story when talking about growing up, aswell as the events that shaped his life.Theme So far this books central theme is family and the importance they play in a persons life. Dear Walter, I just started reading your book and I am surprised and impressed. Your writing style is smooth and allows me to play out the scenes in my head. Every time I read, a colorful picture is playing out in my mind. I love readingabout your childhood and the various adventures you've taken place in. I wish to hear more exciting stories and humorous tales from growing up.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Final Post
vocab
admonition (143)- a warning or reproof given by an eccleslastical authority
immerse (126)- to plunge into
ethereal (97)- light, airy, or tenuous
Appeals
Emotional
"I was fifteen, starting my Junior year at Stuyvesant, and I was lost (114)."
This is emotional because Walter is now relating more to my situation in life, and makes me want to learn more of his struggles and how he got through them.
Factual
"On the 17th of May the Supreme Court announced the decision to condemn the 'seperate but equal' philosophy of education (185)."
This is factual because this certain excert can be proven by factual information.
Quote
"As a child I wrote, but I never considered writing as a job or career."
This quote is significant because Walter has always been a book worm, and one day that thought became a reality. All he did was read, write, read, then write some more. He soon realized that writing was his passion, and that he would pursue that passion until it became what he made a living from.
Dear Walter,
Bad Boy was one "bad" book. I'm of course meaning "bad" in the cool hip-hop positive way of "bad". From reading about your childhood growing up hooked on comic books, to your mothers drinking problems, you skipping class, it was extremely entertaining. Our lives sound kind of the same, besides the gang violence, an alcoholic mother, and every other terrible thing that has happened to you. My life is pretty good, but I feel like I am in you shoes that you once were in. I'm at a point in school were I feel "lost," kind of like a zombie going to and fro from class to class. What you did to help yourself escape from that was do the things your passionate for. I put some thought into that and I now enjoy the conditioning at Football practice, or puking in the weight room because, well I love sports. Your book was great. I hope to get my hands on more of your material later on in life.
Peace, Charlie Lavin
admonition (143)- a warning or reproof given by an eccleslastical authority
immerse (126)- to plunge into
ethereal (97)- light, airy, or tenuous
Appeals
Emotional
"I was fifteen, starting my Junior year at Stuyvesant, and I was lost (114)."
This is emotional because Walter is now relating more to my situation in life, and makes me want to learn more of his struggles and how he got through them.
Factual
"On the 17th of May the Supreme Court announced the decision to condemn the 'seperate but equal' philosophy of education (185)."
This is factual because this certain excert can be proven by factual information.
Quote
"As a child I wrote, but I never considered writing as a job or career."
This quote is significant because Walter has always been a book worm, and one day that thought became a reality. All he did was read, write, read, then write some more. He soon realized that writing was his passion, and that he would pursue that passion until it became what he made a living from.
Dear Walter,
Bad Boy was one "bad" book. I'm of course meaning "bad" in the cool hip-hop positive way of "bad". From reading about your childhood growing up hooked on comic books, to your mothers drinking problems, you skipping class, it was extremely entertaining. Our lives sound kind of the same, besides the gang violence, an alcoholic mother, and every other terrible thing that has happened to you. My life is pretty good, but I feel like I am in you shoes that you once were in. I'm at a point in school were I feel "lost," kind of like a zombie going to and fro from class to class. What you did to help yourself escape from that was do the things your passionate for. I put some thought into that and I now enjoy the conditioning at Football practice, or puking in the weight room because, well I love sports. Your book was great. I hope to get my hands on more of your material later on in life.
Peace, Charlie Lavin
Sea Inside Response
In my opinion, The Sea Inside was a fantastic film- in every aspect. Aside from the countless cinematic aspect, the acting helped you become part of the story. In the beginning, it seemed slow. The more you learned about the characters and who they were sucked you in. This film was effective on different levels. To some people it could be life changing, for me it was a little bit less. This helped me realize my countless blessing I have in my life, and how much I cherish them. After experiencing The Sea Inside, I don’t think I’ll jokingly say “I’m gonna kill myself” ever again.
The film took place in rural Spain, as well as in the city of Boiro in the mid 1990’s. There were countless characters including Ramon (accompanied by his brother and family), Julia, Rosa, and Gene. In the earlier part of Ramon’s life, he became a quadriplegic in a tragic accident involving the ocean. For 28 years he has been limited to his house, particularly his bed. These characters are developed throughout Ramon’s wish to take his own life, and the controversies that follow this wish. The ocean played a very symbolic role. As Ramon put it, “The Ocean gave me life, yet took that life from me.” Ramon eventually fulfilled his wish, but this film’s theme to me was that there are countless reasons for living, sometimes you just have to find them.
The Sea Inside utilized cinematic aspects to its favor. Many times shots were taken at “eye level,” making it seem like you were inside the room yourself. They also took advantage of the tracking feature, in particular, enabling Ramon to “fly.” The editing was spectacular, especially for flashbacks. Another aspect they mastered was music. For every mood created, the music went along with it perfectly. If there was sadness or grief, the music was slow and dramatic. If there was a sense of joy, the music was upbeat and fast. This film was put together beautifully.
The Sea Inside can closely relate to The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Jean Dominique Bauby. In both stories, the men are left stranded in useless bodies, preventing them to live their lives fully. I’m sure anyone would agree that Bauby’s situation was far worse. Ramon had the ability to eat, speak, and even write. After experiencing both of these stories, I’ll try to think of these men the next I break a bone (and stop complaining).
I would recommend this film to anyone. In my opinion, it was easily the greatest movie I’ve watched in school. I did mention that the entire thing is in subtitles? Regardless, it’s completely worth the read, I mean watch.
The past week of Language Arts has been indulging and suspenseful. This movie made me forget that I was in school, and that I must leap past the door in order to obtain sustenance for that given day. With flawless cinematic aspects and a plot that will suck you in, I’m glad that our class watched The Sea Inside.
The film took place in rural Spain, as well as in the city of Boiro in the mid 1990’s. There were countless characters including Ramon (accompanied by his brother and family), Julia, Rosa, and Gene. In the earlier part of Ramon’s life, he became a quadriplegic in a tragic accident involving the ocean. For 28 years he has been limited to his house, particularly his bed. These characters are developed throughout Ramon’s wish to take his own life, and the controversies that follow this wish. The ocean played a very symbolic role. As Ramon put it, “The Ocean gave me life, yet took that life from me.” Ramon eventually fulfilled his wish, but this film’s theme to me was that there are countless reasons for living, sometimes you just have to find them.
The Sea Inside utilized cinematic aspects to its favor. Many times shots were taken at “eye level,” making it seem like you were inside the room yourself. They also took advantage of the tracking feature, in particular, enabling Ramon to “fly.” The editing was spectacular, especially for flashbacks. Another aspect they mastered was music. For every mood created, the music went along with it perfectly. If there was sadness or grief, the music was slow and dramatic. If there was a sense of joy, the music was upbeat and fast. This film was put together beautifully.
The Sea Inside can closely relate to The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Jean Dominique Bauby. In both stories, the men are left stranded in useless bodies, preventing them to live their lives fully. I’m sure anyone would agree that Bauby’s situation was far worse. Ramon had the ability to eat, speak, and even write. After experiencing both of these stories, I’ll try to think of these men the next I break a bone (and stop complaining).
I would recommend this film to anyone. In my opinion, it was easily the greatest movie I’ve watched in school. I did mention that the entire thing is in subtitles? Regardless, it’s completely worth the read, I mean watch.
The past week of Language Arts has been indulging and suspenseful. This movie made me forget that I was in school, and that I must leap past the door in order to obtain sustenance for that given day. With flawless cinematic aspects and a plot that will suck you in, I’m glad that our class watched The Sea Inside.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
week 4 post
vocab
sputtered (62)- to make explosive popping or sizzling sounds.
vice (52) - an immoral or evil habit or practice.
incoherent (70) -without logical or meaningful connection; disjointed; rambling.
Appeals
For this appeal I found it emotional and factual...
"I was awakened early in the morning by my mother.
'Walter, get up,' she said. 'I've got bad news. Your Uncle Lee was killed last night.'"
I considered this both because 1. It was documented that his uncle died that day, which could be proven by fact. Also, in this previously happy go lucky book, it strikes a chord that are unfamiliar to this book. The rest of the chapter is full of remorse and depression.
Quote
"The following Sunday morning, when I came out of my room and started talking, Dad put his fingers to his lips. 'This is Sunday, the Lord's Day'"
This is significant because now, Walters dad has been effected beyond words to his brothers death. From this point on, not only does his dad become depressed, but an extremely close follower of Christ.
POST B
Dear Walter,
I have loved reading this book. It is not any kind of boring book at all. The tales you tell seem like strait out of a movie. I just recently read about your Uncle's passing. I know this didn't really affect you directly, but more your father. How long was he depressed? Did it ever end? And how did this affect your relationship with him. I know your life continued, like you said, but I would love to know more of the story. Once again, you are brilliant, and never stop writing.
From,
Charlie Lavin
sputtered (62)- to make explosive popping or sizzling sounds.
vice (52) - an immoral or evil habit or practice.
incoherent (70) -without logical or meaningful connection; disjointed; rambling.
Appeals
For this appeal I found it emotional and factual...
"I was awakened early in the morning by my mother.
'Walter, get up,' she said. 'I've got bad news. Your Uncle Lee was killed last night.'"
I considered this both because 1. It was documented that his uncle died that day, which could be proven by fact. Also, in this previously happy go lucky book, it strikes a chord that are unfamiliar to this book. The rest of the chapter is full of remorse and depression.
Quote
"The following Sunday morning, when I came out of my room and started talking, Dad put his fingers to his lips. 'This is Sunday, the Lord's Day'"
This is significant because now, Walters dad has been effected beyond words to his brothers death. From this point on, not only does his dad become depressed, but an extremely close follower of Christ.
POST B
Dear Walter,
I have loved reading this book. It is not any kind of boring book at all. The tales you tell seem like strait out of a movie. I just recently read about your Uncle's passing. I know this didn't really affect you directly, but more your father. How long was he depressed? Did it ever end? And how did this affect your relationship with him. I know your life continued, like you said, but I would love to know more of the story. Once again, you are brilliant, and never stop writing.
From,
Charlie Lavin
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